Naive Mother Watched Sausage Party With Son

In the least surprising news of all time, a Maryland mother mistakenly ended up watching Sausage Party with her 5 year old son. In her defense, apparently she believed that the R rating stood for respect. For a brief moment, she considered watching Finding Dory or Pete’s Dragon but decided against it, oh what a mistake … More Naive Mother Watched Sausage Party With Son

SATIRE: Zack Snyder Shifts Focus Towards Weightlifting Career

After a hugely unsuccessful career in film, Zack Snyder has called it quits. Both Man of Steel and Batman vs Superman were utter failures, so Snyder has decided to begin a new chapter of his life. One might ponder what Snyder wants to do with his life now, or one might not because he does … More SATIRE: Zack Snyder Shifts Focus Towards Weightlifting Career