Naive Mother Watched Sausage Party With Son

In the least surprising news of all time, a Maryland mother mistakenly ended up watching Sausage Party with her 5 year old son. In her defense, apparently she believed that the R rating stood for respect. For a brief moment, she considered watching Finding Dory or Pete’s Dragon but decided against it, oh what a mistake that was. The mother explained, “I figured Sausage Party was a story about one sausage’s inspiring quest to glory, but it ended up just being a bunch of foul-mouthed gobbledygook.” As for the boy, he loved every minute of the film even though he didn’t understand it. The boy told me that he enjoyed the part where the funny looking food products rubbed each other for a while near the end, *his mother proceeded to pinch him in the ear, even though he didn’t understand what he said wrong.

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